From Chapter 1: Jokes About Muffins

So there are these two muffins and they're in an oven baking.
The one muffin says to the other muffin, "Man, it's hot in here."
The other muffin says, "Bully! A Talking Muffin!
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Wait, Wait! That's not the Joke!

So then the first muffin says, "I'm not a muffin. I'm a bun."

Get it? Bun, in an oven ?!?

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