From Chapter 2: Jokes About Chickens

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying
two dead raccoons.

The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen,
only one carrion allowed per passenger."

Wait, Wait! That's not the Joke!

So one of the vultures quick shoves a raccoon in his mouth. The
other vulture says, “It’s okay, he’ll chuck this one.”
The stewardess says, “You mean check?”

Then the vulture vomits all over her.

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